January - Jun 2021
Bill Bennett Show - July 22
Brian Kennedy and Joel Farkas joined Bill to discuss how “wokeness” is infiltrating corporate American and it’s implications. They also discussed how big tech companies are being used by the government to silence people.
RT - July 24
President Joe Biden invokes Civil War parallels with greater frequency. This is ominous and dangerous. Unfortunately, it would seem this is how the major political parties and the media view the state of our politics. In a war, there are causalities and defeats. In the Culture Wars, can one side vanquish the other?
The Drew Allen Show - July 17
Jen Psaki admits the Democratic Party is colluding with big tech to silence any voices of dissent. We are experiencing a Nazi, Stalinist party power grab in America right now. The Surgeon General just said freedom is threatened by freedom of speech. The Democratic Party is the party of lies and should ban themselves from the internet, etc. Every time they censor something it turns out it was because it was true...
CTG Nation Podcast - July 16
Aaron and Bobby go deep into the social/culture war going on in our country. To “extremism” in Charlottesville, manufactured identity politics and outrage and daily increasing division - what is the endgame for our county?
Live Inspired Podcast with John O'Leary - July 15
To begin healing and finding meaningful ways to move forward together, we’ve invited Apolitical unification expert Peter Montoya to join us. First, Peter shares the facts and landscape for what has led us to the growing divide. Then, he offers practical strategies to improve your relationships now. One third of Americans believe we’re headed towards a second Civil War.
Straight White American Jesus - July 2
Brad and Dan lay out the evidence for the fact that the Cold Civil War is escalating--from Trump's Revenge Tour, to new data on how White Evangelicals voted in 2020, to Governor Kristi Noem turning the South Dakota National Guard into soldiers-for-hire, to the Oath Keepers admitting the armed conspiracy to prevent Biden from becoming president on 1/6.
Dumbasses Talking Politics - June 30
The cold civil war of 2021 has started as red states are getting black-balled by blue states. I say that's a good thing. The Democrats play the same old tune now that the Republicans have a competent 2024 candidate.
Tim Pool Daily Show - June 30
Dr. Fauci's statements line up with data showing states won by trump are less likely to vaccinate than states won by Biden.
The Ben Shapiro Show - June 29
California extends its travel ban on state employees to red states with 105 million citizens; Gwen Berry milks her anti-American moment for all it’s worth; and the Supreme Court decides to leave girls unprotected in their locker rooms.
Bill Whittle Network - June 28
More local governments splinter as people try to gain control over their lives and escape badly run larger governments. The small secessions of the new civil war could be seen as another devastating tear in the fabric of the nation, or the best hope for repair. Bill Whittle, Stephen Green and Scott Ott create 240 new Right Angle shows each year because our Members provide the funding so many thousands...
The Schilling Show Unleashed Podcast - June 25
Rob exposes Albemarle County Schools' Critical Race Theory instruction and the false promise made to parents of "opting-out" their children. Jim Hanson, U.S. Army Special Forces veteran, discusses his new book, Winning the Second Civil War: Without Firing a Shot. How can Americans save America?
Mark Reardon Show - June 24
Mark is joined by author of the new book, "The New Civil War: Exposing Elites, Fighting Utopian Leftism, and Restoring America."
RealClearPolitics Takeaway - June 20
RealClearPolitics Co-Founder and President Tom Bevan is joined by Bruce D. Abramson to discuss his new book,"New Civil War: Exposing Elites, Fighting Utopian Leftism and Restoring America" on today's RealClearPolitics Takeaway podcast.
The Nicole Sandler Show - June 21
My guest today is George Packer - journalist, novelist, author, playwright. He writes regularly for The Atlantic, and just published a new book, "Last Best Hope: America In Crisis and Renewal". In it, he suggests we are in a state of a cold civil war between four factions who share virtually no overlap: Free America, Smart America, Real America and Just America.
Nemos News Network - June 18
We cover the ongoing silent civil war within the USA institutions and government - States and Federal. Also, Wuhan funding to be Investigated..?!
This Is Karen Hunter - June 14
There is a #ColdCivilWar going on in the United States and the battlefront is "history." Dr. Greg Carr and Karen explores "CriticalRaceTheory, why we must reframe the American (and world) narrative and why "they" will fight to the bitter to prevent the true narrative from being told. We will also speak with former #Flint, MI mayor Karen Weaver about power players.
Tim Pool Daily Show - June 9
Democrats Push For Vaccine Segregation Is Splitting The Country In Half, GOP Bans Vaccine Passports. In NYC Madison Square Garden will require full vaccination to enter. This is creating a policy divide between physical locations in the US solidifying the polarization and tensions in the cold civil war.
Revolutionary Insights - June 9
Some people say that they sense another civil war coming on in America. Could it really happen? How far can patriotic Americans be pushed until they push back? How great is the divide between Democrats and Republicans? Are we headed toward a second American Revolution where instead of fighting to gain liberty, we are fighting to retain liberty?
Respect Life Podcast - June 3
Every time America is strong, our enemies don't mess with us. Whenever we have a weak Administration leading us, it empowers and emboldens the tyrants of the world — and they take advantage of it. We've already seen the opening salvos, barely a couple months into the Biden Administration. It's not likely to get better. So that's another reason [for] people to focus on what they need to do ...
America First with Sebastian Gorka - June 1
Sebastian is joined in-studio by Jim Hanson to talk about his new book "Winning the Second Civil War Without Firing a Shot"
Welcome to the COLE show - May 30
Wake up America win a second Civil War the republican party declared war on the United States citizens by disenfranchised in the voting rights storming the capital saying that Trump is the president claiming that it was fraud I can go on wake up to the truth republican party is a threat to our democracy.
Occupy Treason Radio - May 30
What if Trump 'leaving' the White House is really what saved this country? We're in the middle of a cold civil war but had he NOT left how much of this corruption would we be focused on? Life will return to normal. A second Nuremberg tribunal for this COVID hoax is underway.
Saving America - May 24
My guest this week is podcaster, bestselling author, and modern Renaissance man Naresh Vissa, who joins me to discuss the evolving New American Civil War.
The Hartmann Report - May 23
As this nation recovers from a deadly pandemic and right-wing hate groups that are trying to provoke a second Civil War, let’s remember how this all came about. And all for a few extra pieces of gold.
Jocko Wilink, Jocko Podcast - May 21
The indirect approach wins. The direct approach loses. Are we headed for another civil war in America?
Conservatives' Guide to American Politics Today - May 18
Is America in a de facto state of civil war? Is civil war the only way through this mess? Today I turn on the mic and share my feelings on the subject.
Joanne B. Freeman, KPFA - Letters and Politics - May 18
Joanne B. Freeman is a professor of history and American studies at Yale University. She is a leading authority on early national politics and political culture. Author of the award-winning Affairs of Honor: National Politics in the New Republic and editor of The Essential Hamilton and Alexander Hamilton: Writings, and her latest, The Field of Blood: Violence in Congress and the Road to Civil War.
Janet Mefferd Today - May 5
Our nation's internal Cold War is heating up, and the boiling point may arrive before we know it. Is there a constitutional path forward for patriots to save America from a totalitarian future? Jim Hanson joins me to discuss it and his book, "Winning the Second Civil War: Without Firing a Shot." Plus: What should we make of the claims that COVID-19 herd immunity is impossible, even as the tyranny over ...
The Nick and Joe Show - May 4
Nick and Joe discuss western alienation in Canada and the general deterioration of western values and culture leading to the conclusion that we are currently fighting a "cold" civil war in the West.
The Michael Berry Show - May 3
Discussing his new book, "Winning the Second Civil War: Without Firing a Shot," Jim Hanson served in the US Army Special Forces followed by a successful career in executive search running a multi-million dollar practice in the technology sector. He returned to national security and foreign policy and is the founder and president of Security Studies Group (SSG), which specializes in information operations.
Around the Empire - April 26
Guest: Michael Vlahos. We discuss his article published at The American Conservative titled “The Doom Of The Elite: The rise and fall of elites shapes our history and can be predicted”. In a bonus episode we talk about the prospects for a new civil war, Vlahos’ theory that “cancel culture” is a response to the decline, and other warnings from his recent article titled “There Will Be Blood: Beware the Ides of M...
The Sean Casey Show - April 21
Sean talks about SOMETHING he has never seen before in an American President. Did Derek Chauvin get a fair trial? The left is not happy with the verdict. Trump's first sit down interview since he left and why the radical left wants all the power and is planting the seeds for a new civil war.
The Charlie James Show Podcast - April 21
New Civil War?; Ohio shooting; Media
The Circle - April 12
On this episode we get into some things that are happening in upstate New York in entertainment and art, we also get into some of the ufc banter, we talk the possibility of another civil war and how it could impact us as a human race
The Michael Savage Show - April 16
We’re in the first stages of a civil war; our top military advisors have been pushed away by Biden; our foreign policy will lead to more wars; Biden allowing Covid infected illegals into the country with help from leftist groups; what the CIA has to say about insurgency movements; Stalin started with hate and led to atrocities, then totalitarianism; Lincoln was authoritarian during the American Civil War; the economic...
Democracy Forum - April 14
Whether this is one of the most divided moments in American history. How have these fractured moments come up in our prior history? What role is the emergence of multiracial democracy playing in this current divisive moment? What role has race played in the divisions of the past? Can a polity come back from such serious fragmentation? How have we gotten past it before, or have we?
The Elan Morrison Program - April 16
We need to end the white supremacy of black people attacking Asians! BLM leader bought 4 houses... despite supposedly being a Marxist. An ad from Patrisse Khan-Cullors. Ivanka got her vaccine, and liberals wished her nothing but well... Inflation is on the rise. In Canada (and America, but we don't discuss that now) fascism is on the rise. Another black man was killed by cops and people rioted...
Human Genius - April 8
Today we talk about Eric Bolling leaving an interview on the BBC, and how there are too many ways to insult somebody in todays political climate. We then get into the mail bag, and I talk about Professor Jordan Peterson, Johnny Depp, and Amber Heardt. We finish up with some hot relationship talk.
Public Access America - March 29
At 58:00 The republican fire hose of a cold civil war
The Kevin Miller Show - April 7
Kevin Miller reports on the killing of the nine month border collie named Dixie in Star, Idaho. His reporting leads to a conversation involving the need to protect pets from human predators. Joe Biden’s Covid call was discussed with Kevin’s contributors. Noah Wienrich of Heritigage Action joined Kevin discussing the MLB moving their All Star Game to Denver. Best selling author Jim Hansen spoke about ...
WVNN Afternoons with Yaffee - April 1
Dan Hollaway and Dakota Meyer, American Party Podcast - March 27
Dan Hollaway and Dakota Meyer discuss the prospect of the United States breaking out into a civil war in the near future, what that would potentially look like, and if we are currently in a "cold civil war" — plus Dan explains the main factors that cause any civil war and Dakota addresses the “controversial” statements he made on Zero Blog Thirty about the Capitol Riots and veterans.
The TNT Talk Show - March 20
As outlandish as the question might seem now, the TNT Talk Show team is not the only one asking this question; plenty of serious and credible commentators in the public space are asking exactly the same thing: with the balkanization of America (conservatives drifting towards Texas and liberals towards New York, as well as other divides taking place all over the country) what currently seems impossible...
Steve Deace and Daniel Horowitz, Steve Deace Show - March 17
Steve discusses a couple of recent stories illustrating just how deep our "cold" civil war has gone and where it could end up. Then, the team plays a game of Buy, Sell, or Hold on a variety of topics including possible submissions for a "coronavirus hymnal." Daniel Horowitz of the Conservative Review podcast joins the program to talk about Republicans' latest efforts to cede control the country to leftists.
Religion of Woke - March 16
A semi physics-based analysis of social media and how it may destroy every alien civilization that it ever infects.
The Steve Gruber Show - March 11
Allan Stevo is a political contributor for The Daily Caller, The Hill, and other media sources. He is also the author of the newly released and best selling book, Face Masks in One Lesson. Are Face Masks The New Civil War?
The GR8ON Podcast - March 9
What kind of civil war are we in? How do we end it?
The MalaCast - February 26
The Left is ready to sacrifice the very logic of our means of communicating in order to demonstrate their "wokeness."
The Marc Patrone Show - February 21
Marc Patrone speaks to Ex Conservative MP Derek Sloan on plans to upset the party policy convention next month. Barbara Kay switches to Pepsi….and unloads on ‘Woke-a-Cola’ over the soft drink company’s ‘anti-whiteness’ indoctrination of workers. Parker Gallant chops down the Liberal gov’t’s promise to Greta Thunberg to plant 2 billion trees, possibly at the expense of farmland.
Battleground with IvanGH - February 21
Today we are joined by Jim Hanson, former Special Forces operative, and current President of Security Studies Group. Also joined by John "Wolf" Wagner, former Trump administration official. We are going to discuss vaccines, media, current civil war, Trump movement.
Shawn Griffiths, Toppling the Duopoly - February 19
The national narrative would have us believe that America is on the brink, but this is a perception forced on the population in the zero-sum contest between the Republican and Democratic Parties. The truth is, America is not as divided as the parties would have you think.
Politics in its place original - February 19
We share our views on the possibility of a 2nd American Civil War. What do you believe?
Purchasing Truth - February 19
There is a silent civil war going on – one that is fought in the realm of ideas and belief systems. It is a war where both sides hold on dearly to their biases as if their life depended on it. We see this all over the place, from pro-Trump vs. anti-Trump, Republican vs. Democratic, socialist vs. capitalist – the list goes on.
Contra Radio Network - February 6
This episode of The Jeffers Brief I put out some insights to some issues: Is another civil war inevitable? How the establishment declared war on me. Watching "scared" politicians wet themselves in public and cry. New Federal Firearms Bill introduced in the House.
Todd Allen, Leaves That Blew Away - February 1
Jesus & The New American Civil War
B2B Lead Gen Podcast - January 13
We are living through a raging infodemic and a pandemic at the same time. Fifty-seven percent of Biden voters say they trust the media, versus just 18% of Trump voters. The polarization is so extreme that 57% of Americans say they believe the U.S. is in the “midst of a cold civil war.” There’s so much politically motivated false information out there, people don’t know where to turn.
Real Black News - January 18
Real Black News breaks down the New Civil War, the Capitol Hill Riots, and how religion is behind White Supremacist plans to take back America violently. This episode breaks down who they are, how they think, and how to be prepared to protect yourself by any means necessary. Two former soldiers join the show to give perspective. Former Army medic and author of Waging Peace...
The Garrett Ashley Mullet Show - January 19
These days, it feels like the United States of America is on its way to becoming the Divided States of America in the near-term. Each half of the country possesses a collective distrust and even contempt for the other, and diplomatic negotiations seem to have broken down. I want to lay out a couple of scenarios for what may happen in the days, weeks, months, and years ahead.
The Seth Leibsohn Show - January 29
Pete Peterson, Dean of the Pepperdine School of Public Policy, joins Seth to talk about the "Cold Civil War", the great book "The Road To Serfdom" and the effort in California to recall Gavin Newsom.
Razib Khan's Unsupervised Learning - January 29
For this episode of Unsupervised Learning, I talked to Richard Hanania of the Center for the Study of Partisanship and Ideology.
Radio Free Catholic - January 30
The beginning of this year has revealed the "Man Behind the Curtain"
The Phon Cast - January 28
The current state of affairs is causing a division within the patriots. As the media narratives are winning, patriots are turning on each other for various reasons. Meanwhile, Trump is gearing up for the impeachment hearing...something huge may be waiting for us around the corner of chaos.
Heritage Events Podcast - January 26
Join our experts for a discussion about these developments and what they mean for America. Renowned Civil War historian Dr. Allen Guelzo will explore the parallels between our current political-cultural debates and those on the eve of the Civil War. Dr. Samuel Gregg will explain how the competing economic visions now in play are fueling the deep divisions within our country, and Dr. Joseph Loconte ...
Rick Ungar Show - January 25
Can we draw similarities between the Civil War and today? Rick speaks with professor David Blight
John Clayton Podcast - January 24
In my latest Podcast I talk about Social Media - The Truth About Trolls! America's (near) Civil War, Radical Extremists... Strangulation of Society!!
David Reynolds, Talk Cocktail - January 24
While history doesn’t exactly repeat itself, as Mark Twain says, it often rhymes. To better understand our current moment, the run up to the Civil War gives us clues. We were a country going through transformation. Members of congress were armed. One congressman beat up a member of the Senate. Bloodshed was a part of Washington. Succession was on everyone's mind. Lincoln, with all his skills...
The Morning Show - January 22
Americans haven’t been this bitterly divided since the Civil War and Reconstruction 150 years ago. We talk to an emeritus professor of history at Columbia University about what we can learn from when the country actually broke in two and what mistakes were made when the union reformed.
The Last Best Hope? - January 20
When Trump supporters invaded the US Capitol on Jan 6, 2020, in an attempt to prevent the ratification of the election of Joe Biden, the immediate response of many in the American media was that it was "not who we are". But in this episode, Adam talks to Bruce Baker from the University of Newcastle and Grace Mallon from Oxford, who explain that in fact there is a long American tradition of...
The Buzzerd Nerd Podcast - January 19
This week the guys talk about storming the capitol, OJ's White Bronco, and Bruz Beers.
Indica - January 18
I lived through over 25 years of Civil War in Sri Lanka and I see the same things happening in America today. When people check out of democracy, you've all checked into violence. It's just a matter of time.
The Pastor Theologians Podcast - January 18
Podcast host and CPT President Todd Wilson is joined by Zachary Wagner and Joel Lawrence to discuss the fallout from recent events at the US Capitol. What has gone wrong in the church and in our nation to lead to such a deep ideological divide? Where do we go from here?
Diovicious World Radio - January 18
Dio & Rerun are at it AGAIN riffing off about our Country’s current events, BATTLE OF THE BEST SUBS OF THE VALLEY! some really great stuff to binge watch or read while you are on LOCK DOWN. Some more shout outs to local businesses! Thank you for listening!
Timcast IRL - January 15
MyPillow guy supposedly telling Trump to do some martial law, Biden's plan for the future, Tucker mocking AOC, and whether or not we are, in fact, entrenched in a civil war.
Jose Arteaga Podcast - January 15
Is Communism Really Coming To The USA? | Will There Be Another Civil War?
J. Mack - January 15
They're saying they're going to be looking into this congressman and Senators to see if they had anything to do with the Insurrection. If so, what should America do to them?
Cocktails & Calamity - January 15
After the storming of the Capitol—Donald Trump and tens of thousands of Twitter users were deplatformed as Parler was expelled from the app stores and Amazon Servers. IT Ninja, Craig Rigby, James LeFrance, and Robert Haverly join us to discuss what this mean for the future of politics and how you can keep yourself safe in this new digital world?
The Antifada - January 14
Our guests from episode 127 stick around to discus a topic that's floating around more and more these days: civil war. What does the 1861-65 conflict and its aftermath tell us about the role that the proletariat must take in the coming months and years? And what are the stakes of the coming rupture?
What Catholics Believe - January 14
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Straight White American Jesus - January 14
Brad and Dan begin by recalling their episode from the eve of Trump's first impeachment, when the quoted a number of Evangelical leaders threatening/predicting civil war if Trump was impeached. Then, it seemed hyperbolic. Now, it is terrifying.
Steve Turley, Turley Talks - January 14
"We’re beginning to see more and more patriots embracing the notion that secession from the swamp in Washington DC is in the end now our only option.”
In the Clear - January 12
The far-right has decided that they want civil war and are actively drafting and executing plans to make it happen. If this comes to fruition it will be completely unprecedented in modern times. No, we won't be fighting a war between states, but insurgent groups headed by the Proud Boys and other fascist terrorist militias will be committing acts of extreme violence all over these united states fueled...
Call Your Own Foul - January 12
In this episode of Call Your Own Foul we discuss Steelers and football, free speech, the 50/50 Senate and more. You can help us out by sharing this episode with your friends.
Matt Kibbe, Liberty.me Studio - January 12
Matt Kibbe sits down with Rep. Chip Roy (R-Texas) to talk about the deep political and social divisions running through the country that erupted into violence last week at the U.S. Capitol. Roy argues that frustration over the election is partly a proxy for a whole range of other frustrations Americans are feeling—and that the only solution is federalism and decentralization...
Adrian Goldberg, Byline Times Podcast - January 12
Donald Trump has become the first US President to be impeached for a second time but Byline Times global correspondent CJ Werleman believes he'll be remembered for something else - inciting a new American civil war. CJ correctly predicted that Donald Trump would try to "steal" the US election and in this wide ranging interview - which also encompasses the Q Anon conspiracy theory - ...
Open Mike Podcast with Roohkage - January 11
Only a week and some change to see how 2021 is going. How are we going to survive this civil war. What words can you say now?? Being censored on social media and openly talking about it you are on the spectrum.
Open Mike Podcast with Roohkage - January 11
Only a week and some change to see how 2021 is going. How are we going to survive this civil war. What words can you say now?? Being censored on social media and openly talking about it you are on the spectrum.
Dr. Gina Prime Time - January 11
Walkaway Movement founder, Brandon Straka, discusses how his Walkaway nonprofit is being deplatformed on social media, email services, and fundraising sites.
His Gossip - January 11
Civil War in America
Sorry Not Sorry with Mark and Rob - January 11
So we definitely had a crazy week that seems to be getting crazier every day. In this episode we discuss the storm on the capitol building, the 25th amendment, media censorship, and more! We have to prepare for the worst because there is allot of crazy stuff being put into place for our near future. Let us know your thoughts and stay safe out there.
Socratic Citizen - January 11
The online crackdown isn't confined to Trump; conservatives and right-wingers who supported Trump, or even those who supported his policies, are in many cases also facing a crackdown. Many on the right (and left) have predicted a coming "cold civil war" for years now. Is it finally upon us, and what, if anything, can be done about it?
Prep Or Die - January 11
The Left is in an all our war with President Trump and Conservatives, and violence between the two seems to be escalating. Has the 2nd American Civil war already begun? If so, what does it look like over the next year and what lessons can we learn from past civil wars in America and abroad?
The Jacob Johnston Show - January 10
If the Democrats don't end their assault on democracy, the Constitution, and our freedoms, they leave only three options. Surrender to oppression, succession, or civil war.
Postmodern Patriot Podcast - January 10
On today’s episode Isaac Wyant and I sit down to discuss live reflections on what happened at our nation’s capitol on January 6th, 2021. We discuss why comments about things like civil war, insurrection, and revolution are unacceptable. Isaac shares an interesting opinion on the impact that memes are having in serious discussion. Once again we fall back to how social media perpetuates negative action...
The Stephanie Little Radio Show - January 11
The Democrats who now has control over the Senate still wants to impeach Trump they are waiting for #MikePence decision on the 25th amendment to remove Trump & Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and other social media sites have or have cancelled Trump. Trump should be on suicide watch & could a civil war be brewing because of this. Plus inauguration fears...
The Christopher Scott Show - January 9
Christopher Scott is the author of Common Sense By Thomas Paine in Modern English which he spent over a year translating form the original manuscript. Making him, arguably the authority on Common Sense. This common sense perspective sets his commentary apart from other podcast channels. Because it’s a podcast about ideas it also sets the Christopher Scott Show...
Late Night Layover - January 8
From America on the brink of destruction, to just having fun streams with Raul and Ryan. Your flight is later, so enjoy the layover!
KPBS News - January 7
Barbara F. Walter, a political scientist at UCSD, has been sounding the alarm about a rise in political violence. She explores how rioting at the Capitol could implicate a Second Civil War.
The NFN Radio News Podcast - January 8
The flames of hate and distrust that Donald Trump has stoked among his true believers are still burning and America had best be braced for more violence when Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are inaugurated January 20.
Late Night Layover - January 8
From America on the brink of destruction, to just having fun streams with Raul and Ryan.
The Grey & Gold Podcast - January 6
How close are we to a civil war? Has all potential discourse disappeared or is there still an opportunity to right the ship? If there is no common ground to stand on and the country is irreparably divided what're our options and what peaceful future do we have to look forward to (if any).
Brutal Politics - January 6
Kyle discusses what occurred on January 6, 2021 at the US Capitol and raises the question of what solutions aggrieved voters have to redress when they are shut out and ignored by all institutions
In the Stuio with Rubio - January 6
Daily dose of the most necessarily important non-important useless yet crucial commentary from everything politics to pop culture to just straight weird from a comedians point of view. Episodes/Podcast of "In the Studio with Rubio" drop daily Monday-Saturday. Join Kris on Tuesdays and Saturdays for some epic live-streaming simulcasting across all all socials...
America Divided - January 6
THE CIVIL WAR IS STARTING… 64 days after election day in America and, American PATRIOTS storm Capitol Hill demanding President Trump's re-election Be CERTIFIED!
Transnational - January 6
Well apparently it's time for Civil War II. Our only hope is that these dumbasses go home early to f*#k their dads.